A man went into a drug store, pulled a gun, announced a robbery, and pulled a Hefty-bag face mask over his head-- and realized that he'd forgotten to cut eyeholes in the mask.

A man successfully broke into a bank after hours and stole -- are you ready for this? The bank's video camera -- While it was recording, remotely. (That is, the videotape recorder was located elsewhere in the bank, so he didn't get the videotape of himself stealing the camera.)

A man successfully broke into a bank's basement through a street-level window, cutting himself up pretty badly in the process.

He then realized that (1) he could not get to the money from where he was, (2) he could not climb back out the window through which he had entered, and (3) he was bleeding pretty badly.

So he located a phone and dialed "999" for help...

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