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Child: Mom, what is Optimists?
Mom: A doctor who examines your eyes is called optimists.
Child: What about an executive, mom?
Mom: An executive is a man who put murderers to death.


Client: I'll give you $300 to do my worrying for me.
Lawyer: Fine. Where's the three hundreds?
Client: That will be your first worry.


Policeman: Why are you driving so fast?
Motorist: Because there aren't any brakes on the car and I want to get home before I have an accident.


Policeman: You're under arrest for speeding.
Motorist: I wasn't speeding, officer, but I passed a couple of fellows who were.


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