Lawyer: And lastly, Gary, all your responses must be oral. Okay?
Lawyer: What school do you go to?
Gary: Oral.
Lawyer: How old are you?
Gary: Oral.

Lawyer: She had three children, right?
Jenny: Yes.
Lawyer: How many were boys?
Jenny: None.
Lawyer: Were there girls?

Lawyer: Can you see him from where you are standing?
Witness: I can see his head.
Lawyer: And where is his head?
Witness: Just above his shoulders.

Judge: Order!!! Order in the Court!!!
Prisoner: Ham and cheese on rye, please.

Prisoner: All I want is justice!!!
Judge: I'd like to help you, but all I can give you is ten years.